Paranormal Activity

I’m a little kid on the inside actually

 

AN UPDATE?! The world is coming to an end.

No Reservations

 

 

Trying to take a cat nap while listening to Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations is hard thing to do because he’s ridiculous.

That must’ve been one freaking awesome espresso…

Sorry for the poor quality, camera picture fml.

Awww Cudduls

You have no idea the internal struggle for human contact that I go through.

The fear probably stems off of not wanting to make a fool out of myself.

No that guy isn’t anyone. I wish he was lol. I haven’t cuddled with a guy since… gosh… I don’t even know. But I just want to make it clear I’m currently doing no cuddling. I wish I was.

That’s what pillows are for.

Where you be at?

OMG COLOR GAIS.

True story.

I hate having a crush on someone. I think it’s the worst feeling there is. And honestly, if I DO have a crush on someone or a boyfriend or whatever, I could care less where they are. Seriously? I’m not their mom.

Julie is a card. AND REALLY wants me to have a boyfriend apparently.

I am the Iron Man of Wal-Mart, btw

Nothing good happens at Wal-Mart at 12:45 in the am. Just shenanigans.

THE TEST.

My shirt bring all the boys to the yard.